Category Archives: Movies

Miley Cyrus is a Whore, but Daniel Radcliffe is a Stud

I try to stay away from calling people names, but this Miley Cyrus thing is getting way out of hand. People are so offended by her performance at the VMAs and are calling her racist and/or a slut even tasteless. I then read an article blaming women like Miley for rape or creating environments that perpetuate an atmosphere that leads to rape.

Miley Cyrus #twerks

Miley Cyrus #twerks

So why is Miley more shocking than others that do the same? According to viewers and commenters it is because we grew up watching Miley Cyrus grow up. Because Americans still see her as a child or even a teenager. Apparently women are not allowed to break out of their childhood roles like males are allowed to do.

What about Daniel Radcliffe? We grew up watching him and when he became an adult he did a lot more than just twerk. He went out and did a play wearing absolutely no clothes. Was there an uproar about this? Not that I heard. People rushed out to buy tickets.

Daniel Radcliffe #equus

Daniel Radcliffe #equus

Now I understand that being nude on stage can be a bit more artistic than twerking on stage, but who are we to decide what these actors do in order to break out of their wholesome childhood roles?

If Miley wants to make the decision to perform her act as she did and you are upset, don’t buy her music or movies or anything else she puts out. If she stops making money, she will change. When you get upset, though, ask yourself: Would I be this upset if a guy did this? If the answer is no, you are kind of a sexist and you might want to think about that.

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Magic Mike: Zander does Strippers

Think Showgirls with men. Think Hollywood does Dallas. Think gay men finding heaven. Yeah. Magic Mike seems to be all that and more. Magic Mike is a movie that is slated to come out next year. The movie is apparently based on Channing Tatum’s stripper days. The exciting part is the cast. I can’t imagine how Channing was able to land all of these actors, but I am glad he did. There are also new rumors of full frontal scenes. Are you excited yet? If not, look at the pictures below.

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Fright Night: Zander does Colin Farrell

Colin Farrell is making a comeback. His charming smile and beautiful eyes won me over nearly a decade ago. From Phone Booth to Alexander, he won the world over with his hot looks and bad boy persona. His sex tape seemed to bolster that image, but shortly after, he fell from the mainstream.

He has been putting out movies consistently since Alexander, but he hasn’t really had any big hits. That all changed this year with Horrible Bosses and Fright Night. Next year he will be starring in the remake of Total Recall. I’m glad to see that he has mended his bad boy partying ways and is back in action. Continue reading

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The First Avenger: Zander Does Chris Evans

I have been a fan of Chris Evans since his stint on Not Another Teen Movie. I even watched the movie Cellular, which most people haven’t heard of before. When he played a yuppie in The Nannie Diaries, I fell in love. I think he was a perfect cast for Johnny Storm, but the movie and the script weren’t all that wonderful. I look forward to seeing him in Captain America and the forthcoming Avengers movies.

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Thor My God: Zander Does Chris Hemsworth

I went to see Thor 3D primarily because Jason wanted to see the movie. I am not really a fan of Thor, but I was pleasantly surprised by the movie. The plot wasn’t awful and the acting was pretty good.

The highlights of the movie are the special effects, the shirtless scene and the nipples that keep popping out in 3D. (just kidding, the movie is pretty good)

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Wedding Wars: Zander Does Movies

This movie came out 5 years ago, but I only recently found the movie on Netflix and added it to my list. I started watching this expecting a cheesy movie about marriage rights and how bigoted the other side was in this debate. Thankfully, I was pleasantly surprised by a beautiful movie (that was sometimes cheesy) that dealt with both sides of the gay marriage debate. The movie did not have a happy ever after ending, but it did have great moments.

In the movie, Eric Dane plays a speech writer (Ben) for a Republican governor in Maine. His character is also dating the governor’s daughter and proposes to her at the beginning of the movie. John Stamos plays Eric Dane’s sorta-out gay brother (Shel). Once the engagement is official, Ben’s fiance asks him to get his brother to be the wedding planner. From there, the movie gets going on a fun ride that is well worth watching. Continue reading

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Scre4m: Zander Does Scream

Before you read this any further, please note that there may be some unintentional spoilers in this post. If you plan on watching this movie, please do not read this any further. I will try to not spoil the movie for those of you that must read every word that I write and still plan on watching the movie, but some small spoilers may come out. Be warned now.

Once again, if you are planning on watching this movie and do not want to know anything about the movie, do not click to continue reading. I hate when people spoil movies for me, so I don’t want that to happen to you. Please do not click to read more. Hopefully, that was enough warnings.

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Scream 4 It

April 15th, 2011

New Decade. New Rules. New Trilogy.

Green Lantern: Undressed; Without the Ring

I have been of fan of Ryan Reynolds since his days on Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza place in the late 90s. Now he has been crowned Sexiest Man Alive (2010) and will don the famous green ring. A ring that I sport a copy of on occasion. Ryan is hands down a sexy man. I enjoyed his portrayal in the remake of Amityville, even if the movie itself was not the greatest. I look forward to seeing Green Lantern with Ryan as the leading man.

I have been trying to keep the photos on my blog in the G Rated arena, but with the photos around of Mr. Reynolds, I could not keep that goal. I did, however, hide the slightly risque pictures after the break. Click the Continue Reading link to see those.

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